Reason I Love Tyler #86

No matter what we humans may tell ourselves, we are still animals at heart.

Tyler's natural scent drives me wild.

On one of mine and Tyler's first outings, I said something to the effect of "You know what's great about you? You don't smell like anything." Of course he did smell like something. Pheromones. I was picking up on them, ingesting them, accepting them. But what I meant by that comment was, "I like that you don't wear cologne."

Remember a few posts back when I said that I've always been turned off by men who do things to try to impress women? That goes for lots of things, but wearing cologne is probably at the top of the list. I detest cologne and body spray. This probably stems from the fact that I came of age when Axe began its quest for world domination by advertising that a flock of hot girls (no fatties, please) would fall to their knees if only you would douse yourself in $6 of Miracle Spray.

So I have an aversion to man made scents meant to ensnare women. And? Well, like I said, Tyler smells great on his own. But not only that, I love Tyler's natural scent. Tyler is not a stinky guy. He doesn't even wear deodorant because he doesn't need it. Showering does enough, but I get disappointed when he washes under his arms. Seriously. I will often lift his arms and take a deep whiff. There is definitely something in his odor that effects me. It gives me an immediate...well, high is the only word I can use to describe it. I instantly feel relaxed and aroused at once. Tyler's "stank" has the effect on me that Axe is supposed to have on women. I find that hilarious and awesome.

I think I'll go have a sniff right now...